
DIRECTOR’S TALK
Tuesday 14th April 2026 at 7.30pm at the Priory Playhouse, London Road, Arundel
Join director Mike Smith for a lively and entertaining introduction to this brilliantly bonkers Victorian spoof. Discover the story, meet the characters, and find out how you could be part of one of the most inventive and fast-paced productions we’ve staged.
Packed with absurd humour, melodrama, and rapid-fire role changes, Bleak Expectations is a joyful parody of Dickensian drama, full of ridiculous names, dastardly villains and heroic (if slightly hopeless) protagonists.
With a whole host of character roles, both large and small, this is a fantastic opportunity for performers who love versatility, comedy, and character work.
Could you be…
· Sir Phillip Bin
· Pip Bin
· Harry Biscuit/Skinflint Parsimonious
· Gently Benevolent
· Poppy Bin/Ripely Fecund
· Thomas Bin/Bakewell Havertwitch/Broadly Fecund
· The Hardthrashers (Wackwell/Praygood/Chastity/Solomon)
· Agnes Bin/Flora Dies-Early
· Pippa Bin
· Lily
So many wonderfully eccentric characters that bring this madcap world to life!
Whether you’re interested in acting, backstage, or simply want to find out more, come along and get involved.
By Mark Evans
Directed by Mike Smith
Audition Notice - click here!
Follow half-orphan Pip's extraordinary exploits with sisters Pippa and Poppy and best friend Harry Biscuit, as they attempt to escape the calculating clutches of the dastardly Mr Gently Benevolent, defeat the hideous Hardthrasher siblings, and deflect disaster at every turn! Will evil be vanquished by virtue? Can love triumph over hate?
Mark Evans' stage play Bleak Expectations is a hilarious, chaotic caper, featuring dastardly villains, preposterous names, pulse-quickening romances, heart-rending death scenes, and, definitely, probably, hopefully a happy ending.

Enjoy the Show!
BOX OFFICE
07523 417926

